PurpleMistake64

So, 2006, I don’t know how many dreams (nightmares?) later, I finally obtained a reasonably priced Nintendo DS. Just as a refresher, the stipulations listed on Purple Prizes were: Find all the stars. Be the fastest footracer. Find a secret switch to reveal his door. Complete a challenge from the rabbit king to get the key. There are two other things to keep in mind, however. First of all it might help to use Luigi as little as possible while collecting stars. This was something I wound up doing for speed’s sake on my second playthrough of the game. I’d wanted to get through the tedium of gathering all the stars as quic

Over the next week, I spent hours scouring the internet for a trace of the original picture, or anyone who might still have LuigiLaugh or LuigiFight. Of course I didn’t have much luck. It seemed to have been thoroughly buried. When I was about to give up, I had the first dream. There was a man in line at a coffee shop. He wore jeans and a t-shirt. Carried a briefcase. I couldn’t see his face from my position at the table, but he had black hair and sort of a bronze colored skin. I had no idea who he was. I just knew in that way that I know things in dreams that I was supposed to see him. I felt something in my hands then. It was

Are you a Waluigi fan? I imagine you are one, if you clicked on this. Or at the very least you aren’t one of those who prefer to ignore his existence. Were you excited about the prospect of playing him in a main game, and disappointed by the idea that the whole thing was just a joke? I want you to think about this before you continue. You may be excited to try this, but I want you to be certain that you’re prepared to deal with the aftermath. As awesome as this experience was—is—I won’t deny that the way that… thing clings is unnerving, to say the least. If you are sure you can commit to this path without